In prior years, I've come back to find my office wallpapered with post-its, which sounds sort of crazy, but add to that, the fact that every single post-it had a little nonsensical note written on it. Next was balloons. My office was filled to about waist height with balloons - luckily they were filled with air, and not water or other types of noxiousness. The next year was aluminum foil. My office and everything in it was wrapped in foil. This was pretty extreme in that even the few pennies I had sitting on my shelf were individually wrapped in foil. Which brings me to this year's vandalism. As I approached my office on Monday morning, I started to notice a bit of graininess on the floor, still puzzled, I opened my door to find a "tropical paradise." There was about 3 inches of sand covering the entire floor, a "palm" tree, empty bottles of corona, sand toys, and even a sand sculpture of the Eiffel Tower.
So, I haven't figured out exactly how I'm going to clean this up. Luckily they were smart enough to put a plastic tarp over my carpet, so that should help. But, seriously, if you are putting down some patio pavers this summer and need some sand, let me know!
Wow. That is a work of art.
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Yeah yeah, blame the Canadian... Typical...
ReplyDeleteBut hey, you forgot to mention that time we put scotch tape all over your office. That took a lot of efforts as well and should not be dismissed. Especially since some of that tape is still in there...
Do not want to encourage you guys: this is bad, bad indeed, but I have to admit: This is the work of art! Are you sure you are in the right place - should you consider another profession? Professional pranksters for example?
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